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UNFILTERED WISDOM FOR MIDLIFE WOMEN WHO REFUSE TO SETTLE
Welcome to my blog, where I spill the beans on my personal and utterly unique journey through the wild terrain of everyday midlife.
Picture this: juggling the chaos of being a mom to two teenage tornadoes, navigating expat catastrophes, wrestling with my style (or let's call it 'the lack of it'), and whatever else decides to pop into my mind.
Why spill my crazy? Because here's the bet: someone 5000 miles away is probably nodding along, feeling the exact same whirlwind of emotions. Consider this your friendly chat zone – where I promise to keep it real, keep it funny, stay vulnerable, and be completely, wonderfully relatable.
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mytheoryonblooming
Apr 1, 20245 min read
Want to make your world bigger? Don't be afraid to engage
My daughter says I talk to everyone and make friends with total strangers wherever I go. She's not wrong. I have a knack for talking to...
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mytheoryonblooming
Feb 4, 20245 min read
Seeking Up: Embracing Our Midlife Wholeness By Getting Back-to-Basics
While driving to pick my daughter up from school the other day, I hit the satellite radio button in my car. Per usual, I was bombarded by...
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mytheoryonblooming
Jan 14, 20244 min read
Keep it simple, stupid.
So, how's everyone getting on with the start of 2024? Are you killing it? Have you instituted all your New Year's Resolutions without...
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mytheoryonblooming
Oct 29, 20236 min read
My Era of Refinement
LAST WEEK I TURNED 46. Admittedly, sometimes it's hard to believe that number when it feels like 1998 was just a few years ago. I...
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mytheoryonblooming
Sep 18, 20238 min read
Is it a midlife crisis? Or just living in the messy middle?
I’ve been doing some quiet reflection lately. And now it’s time to voice what I’ve realized — life in the messy middle is really fucking...
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mytheoryonblooming
Jul 24, 20235 min read
Nothing Compares To You
I’m sure you’ve watched reels or read posts stating, “Don’t compare yourself to others.” Oh, okay. Thanks for the tip. I’ll quit doing...
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mytheoryonblooming
Jun 21, 20234 min read
It's Hot, and I'm Unmotivated
For those living in the Northern hemisphere, it's now officially summer - I'm writing this on June 21st, the longest day of the year. The...
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mytheoryonblooming
May 30, 20234 min read
If You Steal My Sunshine
The weather has been absolute trash this spring… I mean just awful. When I began to write this message to you, I was sitting in my house...
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mytheoryonblooming
Apr 28, 20235 min read
Breaking Up With Meh Is Hard To Do
For the last couple of months, I’ve been feeling all sorts of meh and I haven’t had any clarity around what my next personal project...
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mytheoryonblooming
Mar 1, 20233 min read
It's Not About Being Lucky
Every time you walk into the gym, which is sporadic at best, you see the same woman smashing a tough workout. She moves with precision...
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mytheoryonblooming
Feb 20, 20236 min read
The Art of Squishing Bananas
On occasion living in Europe has its perks – Wintersportsferien happens to be one of them. That’s a big ass word for...
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mytheoryonblooming
Feb 1, 20233 min read
WE DON'T SAY, "I LOVE ME" ENOUGH
It's funny how the words, "I love you," roll off your tongue so easily when speaking them to others. When's the last time you said, "I...
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mytheoryonblooming
Jan 8, 20233 min read
2023 Word of the Year
My Word of the Year is ROOT. I know, you’re thinking, “Really? Claire buys into the word of the year BS?” And well, yes, I do. I’ve done...
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mytheoryonblooming
Oct 1, 20224 min read
Finding Life's Sweet Spot
Autumn is my favorite time of the year. But, I’m not one of those pumpkin spice adoring autumn lovers. I like the cooler temps (which...
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mytheoryonblooming
Jan 6, 20222 min read
Word of The Year
The phrase ‘Word of the Year’ gets a lot of hype each January. It’s very trendy to pick a word and try to live it for the next twelve...
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mytheoryonblooming
Dec 16, 20213 min read
You really have no idea.
Last weekend I posted a quote on my Instagram story… I hate it when people assume your life is easy just because you don’t talk about the...
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mytheoryonblooming
Dec 9, 20213 min read
Conversation Starter
Real conversation is a lost art. It’s been replaced with two-word texts where sentiment has been swapped for emoticons and tone is...
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mytheoryonblooming
Nov 15, 20212 min read
I am a dandelion.
I am a dandelion. Most believe I am nothing but a pesky weed pimpling the lush lawn of life. That couldn’t be farther from my truth. I am...
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mytheoryonblooming
Apr 12, 20215 min read
Boundaries, Empty Threats and Teenagers
This morning my eldest daughter learned a lesson about punctuality and I learned about setting boundaries. Raising kids is not for the...
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mytheoryonblooming
Feb 5, 20214 min read
Expat Grief, Distance and Unfortunate Circumstances
Living abroad comes with a long list of challenges, from learning a new language to figuring out how to drive on the other side of the...
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