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My Theory On Blooming
By CLAIRE HAUXWELL
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Blogger Recognition Award
While I was in mid-swig of my G&T a couple of weeks ago, the lovely Emily, from The Expat Mama (www.theexpatmama.com), nominated me for...
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Mar 28, 20172 min read
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The #Expat Tag
Thanks to my virtual friend, Sandra, over at the blog, Going American (you should definitely go check it (www.going-american.com) and her...
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Mar 7, 20174 min read
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I Am NOT A Trailer
Lately, I feel like I have been hearing the term “trailing spouse” an awful lot. When I look at my fellow “trailing spouses” whom I am...
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Feb 7, 20174 min read
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The First 3 Months: A Success
We’ve made it through our first 3 months in South Africa. I’m not going to lie and say it’s been all rainbows and roses (I hate when...
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Jan 15, 20174 min read
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#JoburgMove2016
This week is the official beginning of #JoburgMove2016. I mean, I’ve sold nearly every electric item we own except our computers, a hair...
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Oct 4, 20163 min read
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Father’s Day
In the past 5 weeks, my girls and I have seen my husband for like, um…a total of 5 minutes. My hardworking and awesome husband is...
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Jun 23, 20163 min read
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Small Engine Repair
A few weeks ago I prepped for a girls weekend away with my college friends. Each year we travel to a destination to discuss our book...
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Mar 15, 20163 min read
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The Return To 1987
T My darling daughters are 6 and 8 years old. They are seriously adorable (thank God), so that is saving them. I love them so very much....
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Jan 31, 20163 min read
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My Pants Are TOO Tight
I also turned 38 this year. I’m not one of those people who really cares about age. I mean, you can’t change it…so don’t fret it. But,...
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Jan 8, 20162 min read
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The Dowager
Anyhow…My friend, Rosie, calls me The Dowager…as in The Dowager of Grantham. There are things that come out of my mouth on a daily basis...
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Dec 11, 20152 min read
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Gravity Still Works
I will give you the highlights… I was wearing 4 inch wedges. The pavement was made of cobblestones. I was on my way to change my clothes...
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Sep 26, 20152 min read
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Sep 4, 20150 min read
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Unfriending
I like Facebook, but I do not live for Facebook. I check it in the morning while watching the news and drinking my coffee, or in the...
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Aug 28, 20153 min read
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The Dilemma
Have you ever been lost? Not like being lost in your car and your spouse won’t pull over for directions kind of lost. But, the kind of...
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Aug 4, 20152 min read
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The Constant
Okay, so I need to have a moment to let it all out. My dog died on Thursday. I know some of you aren’t “dog people”, and might not get...
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Apr 8, 20145 min read
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I Know How Bill Murray Feels
Have you ever woken up one day, and realized you really have nothing to do? It’s actually not a bad feeling. It’s like a little mental...
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Dec 16, 20135 min read
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Off Beat
Since moving to Mexico, I have had to become a morning person…something that I am naturally not. You see my children are picked up by...
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Sep 29, 20132 min read
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AAAHHHHH!
So, it’s been a month almost six weeks since we arrived in the land of chiles and mariachi. I must say it’s a lot different than what I...
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Sep 19, 20132 min read
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Reconstruction
Okay, so if you hadn’t figured it out yet, we’ve moved to Mexico City. It’s been a move we’ve been talking about for nearly a year, and...
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Aug 23, 20132 min read
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Returning From The Dead
I haven’t written a thing in over a year. I don’t know what happened…oh wait, I do know what happened. Life got in the way. I...
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Aug 23, 20131 min read
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